“Check it, you know how I be, last week Kobe couldn’t do without me.”
「我歐尼爾是匹種馬, Kobe 只是抓耙仔, 會離婚都是因為他。」 ("I'm a horse, Kobe ratted me out, that's why I'm getting divorced. He said Shaq gave a [woman] a mil. I don't do that 'cause my name's Shaquille. I love 'em, I don't leave 'em. I got a vasectomy, now I can't breed 'em." )
「小飛俠,請你告訴我, 我的X眼舔起來味道像什麼?」 ("Tell me how my ass tastes.")
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